Here are some other questions we are often asked:
Q: Who was the first Roman film crew member?
A: Marcus Agrippa
Q: In London recently I saw a Panasonic camcorder in a store window with a sign that said “24p”, a hell of a deal. But inside the store the price was over 2,000 Euros. Why?
A: We don’t understand currency exchange either.
Q: My camcorder manual says that my camcorder has a knee. How do I find it?
A: Try looking under its skirt.
Q: I tried recording video at 24p but the best I could do was 23.976p. Why?
A: You probably live in a state that has a sales tax.
Q: What is the best recipe for Vodka Gimlet?
A: A liter of Stoly and a DVD of “The Third Man” played ten times in a row.
Q: What is the purpose of a Scene File?
A: To smooth down the rough edges in your plot.
Q: What is the best setting for the Matrix?
A: It doesn’t matter because none of it is real anyway.
Q: Can I borrow a sawbuck?